Who is the Best Centre-Half in the Premier League? Arsenal, Aston Villa, Blackburn, Bolton, Chelsea, Everton, Fulham, Hull, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle, Portsmouth, Stoke, Sunderland, Tottenham, West Brom, West Ham & Wigan Fans Have Your Say!
The England national side is blessed with an abundance of top class central defenders as is the Premier League but it’s difficult to pick one stand out player as the best in the division. Last season the Manchester United pairing of Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic were voted into the PFA Team of the Year after a superb season. However, we’d like to know who you’d vote as the best centre-half in the top flight.
Would you agree with the PFA and vote for one of the Red Devils stars or would you plump for the no-nonsense defending and leadership of Chelsea’s John Terry or perhaps Spurs Jonathan Woodgate?
Would you plump for one of the many foreign Premier League stars like the Arsenal pairing of William Gallas or Kolo Toure? Perhaps one of the defenders from one of teams that doesn’t figure for the top 4 sides has impressed you most such as Joleon Lescott or Middlesbrough’s David Wheater?
Vote and give your reasons why you have chosen your star defender.
Tags: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton, Hull, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle, Premier League, Stoke, Sunderland, Tottenham, West Brom, West Ham, Wigan
July 7th, 2008 at 14:29
Ledley King is the best defender when fit, quick, skilful, strong in the air, comfortable on the ball…the whole package. His performance in the Calring cup final was testament to this!
July 7th, 2008 at 14:30
Ricardo Carvalho is the best..he does what he is meant to do DEFEND..he has made JT look a far better player. We will miss him incredibly if he goes
July 7th, 2008 at 14:44
Kolo Toure is far better than all of these other players!
July 7th, 2008 at 14:48
Gary Cahill is the best centre half, but becuase he plays for bolton no-one realises it. He will be on the england team soon. He helped keep bolton up being there rock in the defence!
July 7th, 2008 at 14:49
Skrtel is going to be number 1 this season
July 7th, 2008 at 14:55
Skrtel - haha! Gary Cahill!!! What. He is rubbish! Im a spurs fan but would go with Carvalho. He is class. If Ledley king could play more than 30 games a year id say him, but sadly he cant!
July 7th, 2008 at 14:57
Ledley who?! He’s hardly played, not sure who’s voting for him…. Distin is my choice - solid at the back, Portsmouth won the FA Cup which capped an excellent season for them - part of that is down to their watertight defence.
July 7th, 2008 at 14:58
Martin Laursen. Lion at the back yet keeps nodding them it up the other end. The man is immense.
July 7th, 2008 at 14:59
the best centre half in the premiership is distin. Not only is he an absolute rock in defence and barely ever misses a tackle or fails to intercept a pass, he actually gets forward well and has set up two or 3 goals this season. not just from headers but his running with the ball is extra-ordinary
July 7th, 2008 at 15:02
Lescott! Who else can play two defensive postions like him and score 10 goals. As Rio F said if i could take anything from any other defender, it would be Lescotts’ goals! I think he also missed out that he can play two postions as well!
July 7th, 2008 at 15:20
Even as a Liverpool fan, I know it’s Ducklips Ferdinand.
July 7th, 2008 at 15:24
Im a Spurs fan but even when fit King isn’t the BEST in the Prem. I think too many people on this site have too much blind loyalty to thier team! I would have Woodgate over King, but for the best I think you have to choose between Ferdinand and Vidic!
July 7th, 2008 at 15:26
Ferdinand is good, but is too clumsey and makes a lot of mistakes. To be fair tho, it not one player who makes up a defense. The question should be which pairing is the best and the answer for sure IS ferdinand and Vidic.
July 7th, 2008 at 15:28
Long live the king it seems!
July 7th, 2008 at 15:29
Rio ferdinand is the most over rated defender in the premiership, Rio Ferdinand has been made to look good off the back of vidic, If Rio Ferdinand is the be all & end all then why did England fail so badly & why has England failed so badly in the past when our England defence could not step up to the plate, Only reason United won the Prem was because of Vidic.
—-Rio Ferdinand is an over rated muppet—-
July 7th, 2008 at 15:30
s’pose im biased when i say ledley is by far the best, but then i have to ask the question? is the england manager biased or is terry henry biased??? no their not! fabio stated that pound for pound the best centre halfs in europe were ledley king of tottenham and vidic of man united!! terry henry STILL claims the best centre half he has ever played against is ledley king!!! going back to fabio there was and maybe still is a strong rumour that the reason he was picking various captains for england was to hand it full time to ledley when fit.
July 7th, 2008 at 15:41
Ferdinand, dont make me laugh, hes a liability. The mancs suffer when Vidic is missing but can cover Rio “Beagles About” Ferdinand. Hes consistently poor for england when we play a half decent side. I agree with some of the comments here, Lescott is a great player (albeit in a small team ;-)) Vidic tho is better tactically. Carvalho has his merits but hes suspect positionally. Skertl looks like he could be something special but we will reserve judgement just yet.King is a sicknote so cant be considered. Danny Agger has a touch of class to him but needs to toughen up a bit more.RM, love the ducklips comment but your a wrongun arent ya? Ok, the best… Super Sami Hyypia !
July 7th, 2008 at 15:43
When Ledley plays spurs look stronger all over the pitch. when king and woodgate did not play, the whole team look nervous
July 7th, 2008 at 15:43
Titus Bramble. He’s a rock and way underated. He’s come a long way since Newcastle and should be in the England team. Anton Ferdiand a close second followed by his brother in 3rd. I watch every MOTD on BBC so i know what i’m talking about!
July 7th, 2008 at 15:48
mightyblue, the reason spurs were where they was at the end of last season is because king was injured most of it. When king was fit we won most of our games (carling cup semi and final etc…)
July 7th, 2008 at 15:56
mongy spurs fans ledley king is nowhere near the best centre half in the league i think the following were exellent last year, Martin Laursen ,richard dunne ,joseph yobo ,micah richards and althoughhe has no votes i thought david wheater come on a hell of alot last year and will play for england in the future.
July 7th, 2008 at 16:02
ha ha watch every match of the day so you’re an expert, give me a break! sure bramble puts in some quality tackles but makes some of the biggest blunders you’ve ever seen on a football pitch. i’d go for vidic or carvalho. vidic is an old fashioned strong powerful centre half and carvalho is a footballing centre half, reads the game so well. i’d give woodgate a mention but can’t stand spuds so i won’t!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 16:09
Don’t think we have got any at West Brom, have we?
July 7th, 2008 at 16:20
Biased Biased Biased and some blind people.
I support Spurs and I say Carvalho is the best center half anyone who watches him must be able to see it.
If you asked English I belive Woodgate is better tha Terry and possibly as good as Ferdinand (Rio).
Mike and David can I have some of what your on
July 7th, 2008 at 16:36
all the centre backs i named are better than woodgate and king not to say they are particualy bad i like woodgate but he isnt as good as them lot, i didnt name people like carvalho because these are the obvious better centre halves, i thought the guys i named deserved some credit unlike ledley king i might change my mind about him when he plays more than 1 game a year, if you had what im on that would mean a big spoonfull of un biased realism jim.
July 7th, 2008 at 16:42
I think Bramble was a joke, Big Al!! When fit, Ledley has the ball skills of Rio, quickest around, best recovery tackles (according to Terry Henry). Just because he doesn’t shout like JT people don’t think he is a natural leader, but he is. Ledders for England 8if he can sort out his glass knees…)
July 7th, 2008 at 17:16
they tried to get the ball past Nyron But he said no no no!
July 7th, 2008 at 17:19
i think you’ll find michael turner at hull is a great player
scores a load of goals as well.
rio is a ball playing centre half not a hard man but turner can do both
July 7th, 2008 at 17:33
He’s big,
He’s black,
The best Centre Back,
Nyron….Nyron
July 7th, 2008 at 17:36
THE NOS.
July 7th, 2008 at 17:38
Nuggsy by a mile
July 7th, 2008 at 17:38
who needs john terry, we’ve got nosworthy, who needs john terry, we’ve got nosworthy
July 7th, 2008 at 17:41
nozzas the boy
July 7th, 2008 at 17:44
‘The’ Noz…..
July 7th, 2008 at 17:45
I love Steven Taylor.
July 7th, 2008 at 17:59
Dear Readers,
The choice needs to be Nyron
Yours Sincerely
Mofo
July 7th, 2008 at 18:23
Spurs fans - You are the most biast, tunnel visioned bunch of twa*s I’ve ever had the misfortune to listen to (or read your comments). I know we all have our own club allegiances but the majority of you come across as completely deluded and arrogant. Top 4 this, best player that - you can’t even finish in the top half of the table and you still believe your own hype.
Can at least one Spurs fan prove me wrong by writing something impartial with perhaps just a tinge of humility about your great Coca Cola Cup triumphing team??? Go on I dare you…
July 7th, 2008 at 18:27
hes big,
hes black,
10 inches on the slack,
nosworthy, nosworthy
July 7th, 2008 at 18:28
This poll is a complete farce, where is Danny Collins??
July 7th, 2008 at 18:31
NYRON FOR ENGLAND!!!!!
FTM
July 7th, 2008 at 18:35
I think for heart alone Jamie C, and principle!! But wearing ur heart on ur sleeve whether club or country never won admirers, most of the above are fantastic on their day mind you. I do like vidic though, hard and no nonsense. I think Skirtel is of the same mould, look forward to seeing more of him, but vidic is top dog at minute, and as a kopite that took some deliverance on my keyboard, ha ha
July 7th, 2008 at 18:56
On this season’s performances, Vidic by a country mile. But look at the difference King made to Spurs when he played. LK is without doubt my favourite CB, smart-strong-quick the boy’s got everything apart from a pair of functioning knees. I would like to think that all English fans wish him a full recovery so he can stake his claim in person.
July 7th, 2008 at 19:02
Nyron Nosworthy had one of the highest successful tackle rates in the prem last season, playing with poor cover from midfield.
You don’t have to look at the top four, that’s stupid. They have better players around so makes them look better. Put Ferdinand in Deby’s back four and see how good he is!
Nozza for England!
July 7th, 2008 at 19:30
Vidic?- crap
Ferdinand? - crap
Terry? - crap
Nossa? - Excellent
July 7th, 2008 at 19:31
Nyron is the one.
July 7th, 2008 at 19:41
Terry cant lace Nyrons boot’s!
July 7th, 2008 at 19:41
As an Arsenal fan this is hard to admit, but the two best centre backs in the EPL are Vidic of ManU, and Carvalho of Chelsea.
July 7th, 2008 at 19:45
Mike? You not been watching Nyron?
July 7th, 2008 at 19:46
Nyron Nosworthy of Sunderland is actually quality and I am really surprised he hasnt been snapped up by one of the top 4. I dont think he is the best in the league but he is in the top 10 .As a spurs fan I dont automatically think its Ledley King like most of us.
July 7th, 2008 at 19:48
As a Gooner and fellow ball playing defender it is good to see Nosworthy getting some credit. Bit surprised he is top but he has pace,skill and composure. Put him in the Arsenal team and he would flourish alongside Toure.
July 7th, 2008 at 19:59
I wanna be like Nyron Nyron Nyron!
I wanna be like Nyron OH YEAAAH!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:04
Just voted 26 times for Steven Taylor, the pole is bollox!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:07
As a Man Utd fan, I remember NN against us when we went up there on boxing day. Even though they let 4 goals in, Noz looked the part. I’d like to see Sir Alex make a £15m bid to get him to OT.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:14
10 inchs on me sack
im nosworthy!!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:15
The people have spoken. Nyron Nosworthy - best centre-half in the Premier League. Congratulations.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:18
im a pompy fan and votoed for campbell but ive been sayin for a while that it’s a surprise that nosworthy lad hasn’t had a crack at an england place. strong, fast and hard in the tackle - he always looks the part against us.
fair play to the lad.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:19
Why am I not on? It’s cos i’m ginger isn’t it.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:20
everyone that matters or “noz”, noz that it’s……. noz.
nuggsy to his mates.
THE ONE, THE ONLY,
NYY-RR-ONN!!!!!!
N-O-S-W-O-R-T-H-Y
July 7th, 2008 at 20:25
Keegan should break the bank to bring Nosworthy to NUFC. He’s Better than our first choice back four by a mile.
Come on King Kev. Sort it out.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:28
Nyron Nosworthy is the reason i started supporting Sunderland. Such an elegant player makes defending look easy, what a man!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:29
They tried to take the past Nyron,
he said NO NO NO!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:30
They tried to take the ball past Nyron,
he said NO NO NO!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:32
Nyron Nosworthy i now worship him instead of god.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:33
I’m a Chelsea fan and i have to admit i would have nosworthy in our team in a flash. Definitely the best.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:34
I would make a bid for nyron but we hven’t got enough money to buy him.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:36
They try and get the ball past nyron
But he says No NOO NOOO!!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:36
I’m a chelsea fan too Nyron Nosworthy should be Phil Scolari’s top target forget wasting your money on Kaka when there’s people like nyron about!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:37
Nyron is a folk legend up here in Sunderland, he is the most underrated centre half in the premier.
They tried to get the ball past Nyron!
but he said NO NO NO!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:39
The OPTA stats say it is Nos,
The fans say it is Nos,
They tried to take the ball past Nyron
He said NO NO NO
July 7th, 2008 at 20:39
I have to admit Nosworthy is a good strong and fast centre back, i’d have him playing alongside Toure. He is better than Gallas.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:40
Nyron’s rubbish
July 7th, 2008 at 20:42
I truely believe Nosworthy was a world-class defe
nder. A possible swap deal for Gallas?
July 7th, 2008 at 20:44
I’m not fit to lace nozza’s boots!
There’s only one winner for me, and that’s der kaiser!!
Nyron!!!!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 20:46
They tried to take the ball past Nyron, but he said NOO NOO NOO!
Getting Nuggsy lad, best in the world.
July 7th, 2008 at 20:49
Nyron’s only good when he plays alongside me, where am i on the list?
July 7th, 2008 at 20:57
I agree with Jonny man, I would vote for him.
But thanks for all the votes guys.
vote nuggsy!
July 7th, 2008 at 21:03
NYRON… NYRON… NYRON…
July 7th, 2008 at 21:05
Can’t wait to join Sundireland next yer and play alongside Nyron “God” Nosworthy to be sure.
July 7th, 2008 at 21:17
Nyron is a good old cockney boy!! I reckon a bid should be made for him, however i doubt that keane would sell him for anything less than say 30million.
July 7th, 2008 at 21:19
The bin ladens to make Nosworthy their top target once they bought me out. FACT
July 7th, 2008 at 21:22
Howay Keegoon. Nyron is the best Central Back Defender in da whole premier. Gerrim signed up for 15 million punds so the mackums can’t have him anymore.
Howay the toon
July 7th, 2008 at 21:22
£30M you say?
For nyron, no problem.
I will pay upto £5om!!
July 7th, 2008 at 21:25
Nosworthy for me, as soon as i saw him for the first time playing for my beloved Gilligham, i knew i was witnessing the birth of a world class defender.
July 7th, 2008 at 21:26
Nosworthy’s shite. Steven Taylor for me.
July 7th, 2008 at 21:30
OMG Roman you’re a legend!! You will win the league for us this year if you listen to this poll. Buy us Mcshane too and the treble is ours. FACT!!
July 7th, 2008 at 21:30
A fine defender is like a fine rose wine, strong and sweet and when i recently saw Nyron Nosworthy carrying a family of starving kittens over a river before tenderly kissing each of them and handing them to loving familys i knew i had found england’s Vendange Tardive
July 7th, 2008 at 21:32
HE’S BIG, HE’S QUICK
HE’S GOT A MASSIVE DICK
NYYYYYRON NYYYYYRON
July 7th, 2008 at 21:39
Oooo beeeeehave.
July 7th, 2008 at 21:48
Anyone want to buy a football club?
July 7th, 2008 at 21:54
For Sale
Football club. 600,000 fans home and away every week.
£420 million o.n.o.
Will Swap for massive dicked central defending legend.
July 7th, 2008 at 22:06
You try to take the ball past Nyron, he say no, no, no…
July 7th, 2008 at 22:06
We r nos worthy
July 7th, 2008 at 22:10
Pmsl at Lescott not having 100% of the votes. If Rio’s worth £30m then Joleon’s worth £60m atleast. He’s a beast of a man and a machine of a defender. No one gets past Joleon and Yobocop
July 7th, 2008 at 22:13
mohahah best is of course Micah Richards, strong, fast, good skills and only 20 years old.
Most overrated? Rio Ferdinand and his Mofo brother with the stupid name
Nosworthy what the f.. is that? A character in Donald Duck?
July 7th, 2008 at 22:20
The Derby centre halves are the strongest because Derby hold up the rest of the premiership.
AYYYEEIIIIIIII!!!
*Clicks fingers*
July 7th, 2008 at 22:30
I’m getting a number plate on me cab in a dedication to Nosworthy. If that isn’t a self mugging I don’t know what is.
July 7th, 2008 at 22:32
“so you wanna be a defender? Tell me just one thing”
“what you know about keeping the ball down? Stick to the wing”
“Can you challenge and a tackle and a dribble, even shoot when you need to?”
“well you might aswell quit, cos you haven’t got it!”
July 7th, 2008 at 22:38
LEDLEY KING is without doubt the best CB in the league when fit, i would even go as far as saying europe. im not biased, you guys need to open your eyes. next best is ferdinand
July 7th, 2008 at 22:39
To witness Nyron in full flight is to behold the messenger of the gods taking delivery of the ball from a striker’s clumsy care and, on winged feet, speeding it sweetly and safely to the any one of the myriad army of red and white celestial beings as they flutter around beneath his mighty gaze. Sometimes he gives it to Grant Leadbitter.
July 7th, 2008 at 22:47
Hola
Ia woulda lika Nosworthy toa signa for Real Madrida
July 7th, 2008 at 22:48
He’s big of course
and he’s hung like a horse
Nosworthy ! Nosworthy !
July 7th, 2008 at 22:49
Thanks for your votes, but be fair I’m always injured. Save your votes from Nyron, I’d eat my left testicle to have the privilege of being in the same team as him.
Nyron we hardly knew thee
July 7th, 2008 at 22:53
i personally think Nosworthy’s one of the best defenders eva
July 7th, 2008 at 23:10
would love to see nyron at our landfill come next season, come on bin laden where you been hiding, get ya hand in ya pocket mate 20mill should do it.
July 7th, 2008 at 23:10
Who’s the greatest centre half the world has ever seen??
Who’s the greatest centre half the world has ever seen??
Who’s the greatest centre half the world has ever seen??
Nyron Huge Cock is his name
July 7th, 2008 at 23:13
Thank the noz is from blighty cos if he was a greasy eye-ti like me i would never have lead both my club and country to glory .
And he would put me and the rest of the lads to shame in the dressing room
July 7th, 2008 at 23:16
Oh how I wish I had a time machine, with Nyron keeping it tight I could have played 9 attacking players in the qualifers and then onto the Euro’s we would have went.
And his cock is bigger than my brolly
July 7th, 2008 at 23:16
He dont need viagra
July 7th, 2008 at 23:17
Nyron is the reason I hung up my boots
July 7th, 2008 at 23:20
Nyron Nosworthy
He dont need viagra
July 7th, 2008 at 23:22
If we ever make Escape to Victory 2 then unless Nyron is the lead man I’m not taking part.
we could use his John Thomas as a Cannon and fire our way out
July 7th, 2008 at 23:22
WHA? Nee Sheera? FUKOF MAN.
July 7th, 2008 at 23:23
Nyron Nosworthy
He dont need the stuff I advertise thats for certain
July 7th, 2008 at 23:24
I wanted my children to see Nyron play so badly I’m now in prison.
July 7th, 2008 at 23:25
July 7th, 2008 at 23:28
I’m moving to Real because I can’t stand playing against Nyron any longer.
July 7th, 2008 at 23:30
I’m definatley inteested in bringing Nyron to St James. In fact I was nearly going to make a bid, but then dennis squinty eyed little wise said nee way man wor kev, he’s brooner than broon ale man. Hoow the hell can we afford the Noz when BIG Mike is on aboot selling up. i tell yer what wor Kev, I’ll have a word with Osama and see if he’s got the cash. Then he punched me on the bum chin and off the little squinty eyed little sod
July 7th, 2008 at 23:34
I have watched ones subject, Sir Nyron of Nosworthy, for several seasons now. He has a grace normally attributed only to leopards and lion like power. I can confirm that watching him play in his chosen sport of football, is one of the most erotic pursuits one has ever engaged in. it is my wish that, when i leave the throne, he should take over as king of england
July 7th, 2008 at 23:36
that b***k s**t nosworthy is the best iwish he was spanish
July 7th, 2008 at 23:43
Nyron
Thank you for being a friend
July 7th, 2008 at 23:52
and on the seventh day i did not rest, i created NYRON
July 8th, 2008 at 00:06
If that guy was a car he would be a Maserati Grandturismo to Terry’s rusty russian Lada.
July 8th, 2008 at 00:15
when i go into battle there is only one man i need by my side - VIVA EL NOZ!!
July 8th, 2008 at 00:52
I was straight before I met Nyron
July 8th, 2008 at 00:53
Nyron…….
“you’re Beautiful, You’re Beautiful, You’re Beautiful to me”
Nyron, you are perfect. The most majestic Centre Back in the premier League.
Love Sima x
July 8th, 2008 at 00:54
Hey Hey You You
I don’t like your centre back
No way No way
I think you need a nosworthy.
July 8th, 2008 at 00:56
Haha crazy Sunderland fans!
July 8th, 2008 at 00:57
weak poll lads,
how can nosworthy b da best in da prem…
he couldnt even hack it in da championship.
darren “big dave” moore has to be da all time great, just look at how well he did last year!!
July 8th, 2008 at 01:42
The rest are a farce
Nyron’s cock can touch his arse
July 8th, 2008 at 02:36
I think this is all a big wind up.
How on earth has Nyron not got more votes by now??
Utter rubbish and does not reflect the real truth.
He should be the only name up there.
.
July 8th, 2008 at 04:10
Spurs fans are so biased, can’t even break in to the top half but they are all “top four this”, “best player in the world that”, so biased.
As for the best, i would say Ricardo Carvalho. Although, Richard Dunne on Man City is always underrated and seems quite impressive whenever i see him.
July 8th, 2008 at 06:10
What about wigans paul scharner? He’s a class act!
July 8th, 2008 at 06:21
Lescott, he’s been our best this season and I think he deserves it. I think Phil Neville, has been good this season; but he hasn’t been as good as Lescott. Besides, Neville already has credit for being the Captian. I think the fans have made a good choice this season about Lescott, the last 3 seasons, were Midfielders as the Best Player of The Season (Even though Arteta was 2006 & 2007.)
July 8th, 2008 at 07:15
I’d go back inside for another 27 years, just to see the Mighty Nyron play
July 8th, 2008 at 07:18
Nyron has changed the way i think!
July 8th, 2008 at 07:23
molte grazie Nyron. vuole un sacchetto?
July 8th, 2008 at 07:27
Maybe Gordon Brown was right!
July 8th, 2008 at 07:27
Noz laid his hands on me.
I’m cured!
July 8th, 2008 at 07:31
If anyone wants me, I’ll be at the Stadium Light on the 16th August, watching my hero play.
July 8th, 2008 at 07:37
I wear Nyron Nosworthy pyjamas
July 8th, 2008 at 07:41
Float like a butterfly, sting like Nosworthy.
July 8th, 2008 at 07:51
Chuck Norris is currently collating the definitive list of Nyron Nosworthy facts. His favourite fact is:
“Nyron doesn’t actually kick the ball; he allows it to remain still as he kicks the entire world into the right position”.
July 8th, 2008 at 07:58
I would have given both arms to have been as good as Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:22
I would have given both legs to be as good as Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:26
I’m a full paid up member of the Klu Klux Klan, and even I’m forced to admit that The Noz is a class act.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:31
I’ve got to vote for Nyron Nosworthy or he’ll kick my sad little black and white face in.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:33
Nyron is so good I gave him my favourite flak jacket.
Not that he needs it.
If anything, he could do with some bigger shorts.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:34
I see no ships.
Only the silky skills of Nyron Nosworthy.
Kiss me Nyron!
July 8th, 2008 at 08:36
Nyron Nosworthy.
He makes me feel so humble.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:39
Nyron Nosworthy is the special one. Not me. I was just kidding.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:39
I had to turn down Man citys 200k a week cause nos will make me look sh*te
July 8th, 2008 at 08:40
Nyron Nosworthy.
Priceless!
Even for me.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:41
One rather likes that Nosworthy chap.
How much?
And on the slack? Gosh.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:43
A great defender Nosworthy is. Feel the force.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:45
Nyron, give me a hand keeping this tide back.
Cheers Nyron. Nothing gets past you!
July 8th, 2008 at 08:47
If it hadn’t been for me he would have starved as a bairn, to be sure.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:50
Merde, c’est formidable.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:51
Free and fair elections for all! As long as Nyron stands!
July 8th, 2008 at 08:53
Maybe there is a God after all, he wears red and white…
July 8th, 2008 at 08:56
Ah had the chance to sign the noz for the toon tha knaas, but why man ah stepped aside. As yer dae.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:57
Sad Mackems, Nosworthy is rubbish and this poll is pathetic. Oh, and 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0 TWO NIL TWO NIL.
July 8th, 2008 at 08:59
When I see Nyron play, I really wish we had a scouting system as good as the Mackems.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:03
Sad Mackems, Nosworthy is rubbish and this poll is pathetic. Oh, and 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0 TWO NIL TWO NIL.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:04
Ur can have jonny evans back next season cause he told me when he returned its a bit of a come down having to play with rio and vidic after having the pleasure to work alongside nos.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:06
We d’yer think taught me to walk on watter man.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:41
I’m a sad dorty unwashed mong, but wu must admit that Nosworthy is betta than wor Steven Taylor.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:48
Not tonight Josephine, I am off to watch Noz play.
July 8th, 2008 at 09:50
There were actually 11 commandments, ‘Love the Nyron and his 30 inch schlong’, but I held that one back as I wanted to keep the way of the Noz to myself.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:03
“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Except Nyron who is a god amongst men’”
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. With the work Brother Nyron is doing this dream is coming true.”
“I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood and watch the mighty Noz play.”
July 8th, 2008 at 10:04
When I gained all of that power upon defeating Clancy Brown (the Kurgan) and taking his head; I thought I was the ‘one’. However I have recently discovered a man in the shadows, a man so powerful, handsome and full of grace; that he actually makes me get a semi and the stone Virgin Mary statue in Aberdeen City center, weep real blood. He is a man with the poise of an Eagle and the thrust and power of Nelson Mandella. He plays (oddly) for the Black Cats and his name is Nosworthy.
Right I’m off to cut off my own head as there can be only one!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:09
You can take our lives, but you will never take our Nyron!
NYRON!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:12
Time for bed son
July 8th, 2008 at 10:13
‘Houston, we have had a problem. The tele is knacked and we can’t see Nyron play’
July 8th, 2008 at 10:16
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope, Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20
When I abdicate my gilded chair at the Vatican, be it through succession or more likely a permanent transfer to a higher more serene place - I am an old bassa afterall, I want Nyron to take my place.
There is no other candidate
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20
Thang you very much Nyron, thang you very much
July 8th, 2008 at 10:24
It’s a footballer, Captain, but not as we know it!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:27
Nozzer, Nozzer, burning bright
In the forests of the Stadium of Light,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine brown thighs?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears (chuckers),
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?
Nozzer, Nozzer, burning bright
In the forests of the Stadium of Light,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:32
Utterly pathetic. The poll has obviously been hijacked by some Sunderland fansite like RTG. When is the last time ye have beaten us? Remember one thing - TWO NIL. Ha ha sad
July 8th, 2008 at 10:36
I am Nyron!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:38
Yo boys & girls, thanks for the kind words!
Its nice to know my hard work & dedication is not going unnoticed!
Hold tight!
Nosworthy Does it better…..
Nugsy x
July 8th, 2008 at 10:40
have you wet the bad again son?
I’m so ashamed
July 8th, 2008 at 10:46
I would love it, love it if I had Nyron in my team
July 8th, 2008 at 10:48
Look you curly haired git, I’ve told you time and time again Mike says we have no money for players till he’s paid off the Ikea store card for that new boardroom furniture we got a couple of months ago.
And everyone knows you’re not really the manager, you’re just my bitch so will you get me that cuppa before I sack you.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:50
You heard him Kevin. Oh and get me a cup as well. But only one sugar in mine. I’m sweet enough. And when you’re done, come give me a shoulder rub.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:03
I am God.
FACT.
Nyron is my son.
FACT.
The Devil Wears Primark(Mike Ashley)
FACT
July 8th, 2008 at 11:12
I am actually a very insecure person, I use smilies to hide behind my true emotions.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:14
I pity the fool who doesn’t vote for Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:18
Even I wouldn’t try to get past Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:20
Nozi 10 incher!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:25
I was going to to join in the fun of this poll and start a similar theme for Steven Taylor to demonstrate the humour of Geordieland. But I lack the wit, intelligence and forethought, so I’ll just make crap ripostes.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:26
Nyron, you can be my wingman anyday
July 8th, 2008 at 11:27
I love the Noz. Even if he had one leg you couldn’t get past him.
I feel strange stirrings.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:35
Just goes to show how poor these polls can be, especially when hijacked by a club’s fansite.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:38
C’mon Magpie, you’d have to be pretty pathetic not to enjoy the humour.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:39
I’ve seen some big ones in my time, but even I couldn’t take more than half of Nos
July 8th, 2008 at 11:39
its Aids i’m afraid, i’m very very sorry
July 8th, 2008 at 11:43
My future was bleak, years spent chained to a radiator. If only I knew that the mere mention of Nyron would have secured my release I would have been free so much sooner.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:44
In truth, there is only one footballer, and he is the Nos.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:45
I killed a girl yesterday. I was f**king her pretty hard for several hours, and I eventually ejaculated. But this was no ordinary ejaculation; this was a c**shot with a level of power and a volume of semen which I have never before seen. I was proud of myself. Unfortunately for the girl, I blasted her into a wall head-first. The doctor said she died of a cracked skull and a sprained neck; he also gave me a high-five when he heard how she sustained her injuries. I don’t have to call her back, so in the end, everything worked out just fine.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:51
Nyron, thats a definite yes from me.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:56
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall to Nyron. Think of him–always.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:59
Winding up thick Mackems - like shooting fish in a barrel.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:07
July 8th, 2008 at 12:10
I’m made of Noztanium
July 8th, 2008 at 12:40
I am a bitter geordie.
July 8th, 2008 at 13:14
Being a close friend of Haddaway and Sh*te, I am also a fully paid up member of the KKK. However, I can honestly say that if I had seen Nyron play first, I would never have come up with that ‘rivers of blood’ stuff. He really is that good.
July 8th, 2008 at 14:13
I love lamp
July 8th, 2008 at 14:16
Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without Noz, without the master, the weight of days is dreadful.
July 8th, 2008 at 14:28
I am a big big fan of the big big man….I never say no.no.no
July 8th, 2008 at 14:52
OH NOZZY
YOU’RE SO FINE
YOU’RE SO FINE
YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY NOZZY!
HEY NOZZY!
July 8th, 2008 at 14:56
Even I can see that nos is something special
July 8th, 2008 at 14:57
Nos thinks, therefore I am
July 8th, 2008 at 14:58
I walked on water. Nos swam through land.
July 8th, 2008 at 15:00
They tried to make me go to rehab, i said no no no. Then Nos asked and i gave in straight away.
July 8th, 2008 at 15:20
Noz is so hot, look what he did to my face!
July 8th, 2008 at 15:21
Better get back to sh**ing my dog.
July 8th, 2008 at 16:33
I hope Keegan reads these threads they are full of important information from very clever football pundits. Nyron is an amazing centre back and I hope Keegan pushes the boat out to get him. After all he will be playing in front of 1,000,000 fans everyweek home and away…we are massive man ye all nah that the biggest club in the world no universe no galaxy were just MASSIVE MAN!!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 16:35
I Love Nosworthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 16:38
Nyron is one man I’d gladly pick up the soap for.
July 8th, 2008 at 16:59
im a sad geordie bell end n i sleep in my toon top
July 8th, 2008 at 17:15
Whenever i was away reporting on war in some farflung destination like Byker or Wallsend, i knew i always had the thought of Nyrons long and slender……….football boats to think of to keep me warm in all the right places at night.
Love Kate
xx
July 8th, 2008 at 17:17
Can i just say will you please stop encouraging him, everytime he is reading your comments it gets him all excited and he expects me to help relieve him of that excitement. A girl can only take 12inches every other week! Please help!
July 8th, 2008 at 17:28
I dooon’t belieeeve it! Nyron Nosworthy has only 30% of the vote, its a blooody fix , a bloody fix i tell you! He should have at least 50% of the vote.
July 8th, 2008 at 17:30
Our lads will fly this season y knaw….oor Manger wor looking at your kid evans from liverpool. yer all know nothing you makems…wait till i get skcuckers on board…
July 8th, 2008 at 17:34
Thick plastic paddies.
July 8th, 2008 at 17:44
I like licking windows
July 8th, 2008 at 17:47
They tried to take the ball past me but i said no no no!
July 8th, 2008 at 17:47
i give nyron spitroast magpies for breakfast. he just chews them up and spits them out
July 8th, 2008 at 17:50
IF YA PUT YA SHOOZ IN THA SPECIAL K BOX YA STIL AV ONE HAND TO EAT YA STEAK BAKE WITH MMMMMM
July 8th, 2008 at 17:51
and sheera would spit them up an chew you out too. Nyron is a hit player. everyone knars
July 8th, 2008 at 17:51
My first experience of Mr Nosworthy was whilst shooting “Tunstall Teens 2: Return of the Gash” on location at a former mining town in the north east of England. In between filming I decided to take a well earned break and headed to the WC, perching my well-endowed manhood against the base of the trough. Beside me I noticed a slick, suave black-skinned gentlemen who referred to himself in third-person as “The Noz”. I glanced down and noticed the throbbing python between his legs. The man is wasted as a footballer.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:04
Nyron can kill two stones with one bird
July 8th, 2008 at 18:05
Nyron Noseworthy counted to infinity. Twice
July 8th, 2008 at 18:06
Oh F**K
July 8th, 2008 at 18:11
Nyron Nosworthy destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognised the element of surprise.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:18
Knock knock
July 8th, 2008 at 18:18
who’s there?
July 8th, 2008 at 18:19
Geordie85 smells like P
July 8th, 2008 at 18:20
Geordie85 smells like P-who
July 8th, 2008 at 18:20
Georgdie85 smells like poo?
July 8th, 2008 at 18:25
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be like Nyron, my son!
July 8th, 2008 at 18:26
Nyron Nosworthy CAN believe it’s not butter.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:27
I think its Christian Ronaldinho, go man u. go man u.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:27
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Nyron Nosworthy, each testicle is larger than the other one.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:28
Nyron not as good as Rio like.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:29
Nyron doesn’t love or hate marmite; he thinks its ok.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:29
Nyron doesn’t love or hate marmite; he thinks it’s mediocre.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:30
Nyron Nosworthy has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:31
GO NYRONACHU
July 8th, 2008 at 18:33
Get ova here, time to make some more babies.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:34
Nyron Nosworthy never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:34
can I come?
July 8th, 2008 at 18:35
Sunderland fans soo funny lol
thumbs up!
July 8th, 2008 at 18:35
ok dad i’ll just get the vaseline…
July 8th, 2008 at 18:36
Thanks for getting me home safely noz your a propa gent.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:37
Nyron is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
FTM
July 8th, 2008 at 18:39
Nyron Nosworthy needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate
July 8th, 2008 at 18:42
When Nyron Nosworthy was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nyron Nosworthy.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:46
Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Nyron Nosworthy “. But Nyron Nosworthy was displeased by this. So he kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
July 8th, 2008 at 18:55
Nyron can win a game of connect four in only 3 moves.
July 8th, 2008 at 19:06
It’s quite offensive that you have made a poll to ask who the best centre half is! Everyone knows it’s Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 19:10
Nosworthy was the worst defender I saw at the Reebok last season.
July 8th, 2008 at 19:10
Gary Cahill for England!
July 8th, 2008 at 19:14
I thought mine was a bigun, until I seen Nyron’s 10 inch dong, trust me You wouldnt want to see that used in anger
July 8th, 2008 at 19:19
Oh i would!
July 8th, 2008 at 19:21
this poll is ridiculus, people have clearly been voting more than once for players and im guessing a few people have voted for players to be “zany” (ie voting for poor players… hilarious)
i mean, come on, Steven Taylor 81 votes??? something isnt right…
July 8th, 2008 at 19:28
One can only look at ones player and admire the man that is Noz. I am sure he will have a Knighthood soon and I look forward to using my big sword on him.
HRH
Lizzie
July 8th, 2008 at 19:32
I can’t read any posts on here anymore - not even this one, so to anyone who has taken the trouble to slag me off this morning (for no reason that I can see) - I’m afraid it’s been in vain.
I can read the posts on RTG however which is how I will conduct any further communications/ contributions to this magnificant forum.
Cheers
Dave
July 8th, 2008 at 19:33
Forgot to add on the end of my post: ‘Nosworthy was the worst defender I saw at the Reebok last season.’ That I am blind.
July 8th, 2008 at 19:34
Jarvis is a C*nt
July 8th, 2008 at 19:43
when i score at the landfill next season im gonna run to the cave in the directors box and batter bin laden with me
15 incher!
July 8th, 2008 at 19:43
Nyron is our new worldwide leader!
July 8th, 2008 at 19:44
Nyron does not wear a watch, HE decides what time it.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:09
I look at my friends, then I look at me, without my hunnies, Where would I be? My friends, ,my sisters, my shadow, my world, where would I be without my girls? tears, giggles, smiles and laughes, late night calls and cute photographs. I’ll be there for you, till the day of my death, best girlies forever, till my last breath. xXxXx
July 8th, 2008 at 20:13
I was about to launch another attack on New York City, but Nyron managed to talk some sense into me and now I am a Sunderland Season Ticket Holder.
Thanks Nozza you turned my life around.
Yours
Konga
July 8th, 2008 at 20:40
Nyron doesn’t drive to work, the car drives him.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:42
The Spanish Armarda was solely defeated by a dark skinned man on a wooden raft, that man was Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:43
It is not me that keeps the 9 planets spining, It is Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:46
Darth Vader is not Luke’s father, as that title belongs to Long Dong Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:47
I walked the desert for 40 days, pondered across water and never sunk, I turned water to wine and even cured lepracy. The Nos scratched his bollox and attracted a bigger croud.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:50
I didn’t interview Nyron for the job, he interviewed me.
July 8th, 2008 at 20:54
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be like Nosworthy, my son!
July 8th, 2008 at 21:04
It’s difficult too see past Nosworthy for the accolade. Perhaps the most under rated defender in world football today he is comfortable at full back, centre back and his forays up the field remind me of Baresi at his best. I take my hat off to him. Worth £15m at least.
July 8th, 2008 at 21:25
NYRON IS A LEG END!!!
:D 
Class comments lads and lasses!!
July 8th, 2008 at 21:27
Guten Tag
I was watching Match of the Day and saw Nyron and he is 10x better than me, his passing is glorious.
Aufeidersein Lads
July 8th, 2008 at 21:34
The only reason i allowed my daughter to be free was the fact that SportAustria reported on a new sensation in the English Premier League called Nyron Nosworthy. I had to let my daughter see him play - it would have been rude not to.
July 8th, 2008 at 21:36
I am proud to have witnessed Nosworthy at his best. Possibly, or even probably the world has ever seen. Scores plenty an’arl. The lad is worth at leat 20m. No question.
July 8th, 2008 at 21:42
Nyron has promised to heal me once I get out
July 8th, 2008 at 21:57
All hail knight Nyron, yeoman and saviour of our beloved village green.
July 8th, 2008 at 21:59
Guards, seize her! Off with her head
July 8th, 2008 at 21:59
My fellow Sunderland fans who are taking the mickey by voting for Nyron are doing the lad no favours. He is a very limited player who gives his all, and somehow has reached cult status at Sunderland. I voted for Rio Ferdinand - a superb player.
July 8th, 2008 at 21:59
Who? ME?!!
July 8th, 2008 at 22:06
rofile.
Name: Toosb
Hobbies: Being a tw*t
Activities: Fishing
Favourite quotes: “AYYYYY”- The Fonz
Overall rating: A teetotal mug
July 8th, 2008 at 22:27
Nos’ mother is a virgin and his farther a carpenter.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:28
I like men
July 8th, 2008 at 22:28
Nyron leaves me speachless
July 8th, 2008 at 22:29
got to say nyron is the best in the league. He is underated and should be playing for a top 4 team. Hate to say it but sunderland are very lucky to have him, and with him they will braking into top 4 teams in a few seasons
July 8th, 2008 at 22:30
It was not gravity that pulled the apple towards my brow, It was Sir Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:30
nyron is the best and thats why he has the most votes
simple
July 8th, 2008 at 22:31
Whereas Owen’s mother is a slag and his father a mong
July 8th, 2008 at 22:33
Calm down ladies calm down, anybody giving Nugsy greef better watch there toung, class act he is, Sunderland should be expecting a bid from Barcelona in the coming weeks.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:36
Aye lads, I must admit Sir Nugsy is a world beater, I thought I was good but I dont believe i’m fit to shave that mans beard, mabey one day though I’ll be half the defender he is, one day. well then, back to my jellied eals.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:39
Another Historian, I don’t think you got it mate.
Jesus Christ’s mother Mary was suposedly a virgin and Joseph suposedly his dad was a carpenter.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:42
Oh monseur I did get it, I was merely stated facts
July 8th, 2008 at 22:42
Nyron is not the best in the premiership but he is very very solid and is underrated in most quarters, I might be signing for Sunderland.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:47
Not even I could get passed Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:47
I got passed Nyron
July 8th, 2008 at 22:50
We have kept Nyron in custody due to numerous complaints from Asda shoppers in the Sunderland area, hundreds were stuck in the supermarket as they couldn’t get passed Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:52
Actually I got passed a lackluste McShane at back post then scored a penalty.
July 8th, 2008 at 22:52
Nos fired me
July 8th, 2008 at 22:55
Nyron…. WHAT A GUY!!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 22:58
Nyron kepy my legs closed
July 8th, 2008 at 22:59
There are 3 types of men in the world chuck.
Losers, Assholes and Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:01
The reason Geat Btittain has never been hit by a Tsunami wave is because they can’t get best Nyron
July 8th, 2008 at 23:04
Nyron Nosworthy was the reason I started WW2, to prevent such talent being born and leading England to beating us Germans’s in the World Cup final…..again.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:05
I would make my ears even bigger just to meet Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:14
Even at such a young age Nyron knew how to satasfy a woman
July 8th, 2008 at 23:16
Nyron saved the universe when he blocked Davros’ run through the space time vortex. I vote Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:16
The tale about me flying around the world is just a myth, I got 3/4 the way round but couldn’t get past Nyron.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:17
Not even I can get the ball past myself.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:21
If the whole Chinese population jumped of a chair at the same time the Earth would be knocked of it’s axis, if Nyron Nosworthy punched the ground the Earth would be spun out of orbit.
July 8th, 2008 at 23:30
I have a Nyron tattoo.
July 9th, 2008 at 00:38
God created man in his own image, therefore God is Nyron.
July 9th, 2008 at 00:40
I’ll tell you all summat for nowt, our lickle Nyron is loving all the positive comments. He axed me to thank y’all personal like. And let me tell you, him and his big cock is ready to take on the premiership again next season, no fu**in problem man, woman, man. Respeck to all dem mackems in da house, Nuggsy luvs ya.
Lots of love, Auntie Gladys xxx
July 9th, 2008 at 01:23
Nugsy has banned from walking down thin streets due to the fact that noone can pass by him.
July 9th, 2008 at 01:26
Nyron doesn’t push himself up when he does press-ups, he pushes the world down.
July 9th, 2008 at 03:47
Nyron is 10x better than Elvis was at singing.
July 9th, 2008 at 03:56
Looks as though all 3 of Boro’s supporters have voted for Wheater. Calling all supporters look up David Wheater on google images and you will see what living in Smogland does to you, the ugly bassa.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:00
Facking waste of facking space this pole geezer, Ledley King by a mile the cant. Facking Geordie Maggots!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:24
It didn’t take me long to realise that my days are numbered.
Its now Nosworthy Time.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:29
When my flip flops are finally worn out, Nyron has promised me first dibs on a pair of his boots.
I wanna walk like Nyron.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:33
What is the point in these polls, it’s obviose that the best defender in the league is between, Terry, Rio, Carvalho, Toure and The Nos but you get sad act bias fans voting for there own players, King and Gardener would be prime examples of this.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:38
We never used high end special effects or computer tech wizardry during the filming of hit movie “Anaconda”, we used the generous package of The Nos.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:09
I really eny the Nozmeister because of his superior strength , speed and vision. But I really really envy his ability to fill out his red underpants more than I could ever hope to do !
July 9th, 2008 at 14:23
I based my film Gladiator on Nyron, when i asked him to audition he licked my face, span me around 3 times and sent me on my way.
I now have the power. Vote Nyron.
July 9th, 2008 at 14:41
I wish they all could be Nyron Nosworthy
July 9th, 2008 at 14:43
NEWS FLASH I GOT PAST NYRON!!!